A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Sorry boss

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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