a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Woman's rights

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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