- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Michael Brown

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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