a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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