- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

girls basketball

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??