- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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