Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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