- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

where are you?

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Woman rights.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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