A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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