roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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