- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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