So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Netflix and chill

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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when debbie meets downer

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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my shift key is broken1

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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I was born.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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