how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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1 + 1 = 3

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Anti Joke

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