The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Black History Month

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Which is longer? A rope...

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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