- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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