- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Who is a knob? ross d

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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