What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Wheelchair high jump

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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