whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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