What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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