Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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