- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Q. who's george porchy?

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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