- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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