What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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