- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Yo mamas so fat

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.