- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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