Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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