- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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