A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Women's sports.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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