- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Welcome to die!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

You are Nerochan right?

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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