- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

girls basketball

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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