What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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