- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

my shift key is broken1

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Which is longer? A rope...

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??