- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

I lost my tractor.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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