Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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