- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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