You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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