Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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