Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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girls lacrosse

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

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