Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

You are Nerochan right?

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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