pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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knock, knock come in

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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