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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

I saw a poor man named rich

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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