What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Oh...okay, good.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Pickles

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...