- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fack me in the ace! CC

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Shit!

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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