why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Anti Joke

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