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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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