- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither does he.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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