- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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