What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Lil Wayne

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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4-4-2

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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