- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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