Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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If you are my friend like it!

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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