"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

your mother hates you

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Thanks

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

AIDS

Matty B

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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