- Anti Joke

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Thanks

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

AIDS

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Matty B

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Today is May 18 2016.