whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What is long and black The unemployment line

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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