Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Your mom.

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penis

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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shauns beautiful

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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