1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Once upon a cross

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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