What's after 9/11? 9/12

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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