Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Seth stock has a large penis

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Ms. Smoot's class

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womens rights

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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