A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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poo is yummy

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Anti Joke

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