I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What's an Anti Joke?

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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