Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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I can't see my forehead

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terry stockton is straight

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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