What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

#scabbers

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a man walked into a bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops