Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A new restaurant KKKcake

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Three bars walk into a Jew.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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