whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

-Knock Knock -Come in!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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