Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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