Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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feces

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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