- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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