how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Anti Joke

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