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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Knock knock. Come in.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

An asian without a future.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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