- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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