How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Woman's Rights

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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